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19 Don’t Stop Aggrievin’

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The Needle Pricks are back! Sirk misinterprets a message to ‘make sure they see Bard from Dale’ as ‘make sure they be barred from Dale’. Loremaster delicately indicates the party …

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18 Girion My Wayward Son

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Having done the proper research (reSirkch?), the party has located the whereabouts of the missing dwarf. Torg is offered a king’s bounty, but holds out for Bard’s Breakfast Buffet. Balin …

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17 Word to Your Mother

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The Company meets a legendary dwarf, who seems to recall Loftar spending a bit too much time faffing about during the Battle of the Five Armies. Torg humbly asks for …

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16 Requiem for a Sponger

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The party trades the Lonely Mountain for the Shifty City upon hearing of an old friend’s(?) death. A whiff of orc prompts a hasty investigation, in which Loftar begrudgingly drinks …

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15 Worst Christmas Episode Ever

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Cast lavishes loyal fans with praise, and rightfully so. Episode 16 will be in the far flung future, leaving loyal fans devastated just in time for the holidays. Having got …

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14 Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience

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The treachery undone, the Company stumbles upward through an audience with the King Under The Mountain. The duplicitous Lord Gunvar attempts to implicate the heroes, but King Dain can smell …

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13 An Uncomfortable Evening with Loftar

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Sirk discovers an unexpected privy as Torg struggles with technology. Loftar attempts a diplo-mattock solution amidst the wanton manslaughter. Sirk turns the tables on their would-be betrayers, quite literally unleashing …

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12 Tonight We Dine in Dale

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Loftar entertains an indecent proposal. Torg doesn’t put out on the first date. Sirk desperately tries to give someone the bird. Doombunny

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10 Loftar Investigates! Drunk Edition.

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For anyone that doesn’t know quite what to expect from these gents, a recap: Torg pretends to support a DWEXIT from the Dalelands. The legendary Balin needs heroes to help …