Torg’s purposefully pointed pipe pontificating persuades perfectly. A chance for Sirk of the Blue Mountains to show his quality. Loftar continues to push for a Veterans of the Battle of …
No one excitedly cries ‘The Vultures Are Coming!’ Torland, noble warrior of Erebor and father of three, meets his fate. Loftar literally carries the weight of the party on his …
The party expresses concern at the page count of the current adventure, worried that 2nd Edition will overtake them before journey’s end. Sirk purloins an original copy of Ringmaking For …
Sirk realizes he could have let the captive dwarves dig a little bit longer before rescuing them, though the coordinated work does bring back fond memories of child labor for …
A clever ambush leaves Torg face to face with an old nemesis-adjacent enemy, the Dude from Dale. The unlikely dwarf of the Blue Mountains can be found Sirk-ling his prey …
Loftar reluctantly dons the investigator cap without drinking, but manages to catch the trail of Domi. Sirk carefully monitors Torg’s smoking habit to the point of letting him run out …
A possible word scramble of Loftar is Ol’ Fart. Sirk recalls the tale of Cheeks McFlappin. Torg pokes a pipe into an open wound. Loremaster’s new NPC is desperate to …
And some rules that should not have been forgotten were lost… Loremaster introduces new hair-based NPC to rave reviews. Torg and Sirk help a farmer find his true calling as …
The Needle Pricks are back! Sirk misinterprets a message to ‘make sure they see Bard from Dale’ as ‘make sure they be barred from Dale’. Loremaster delicately indicates the party …
Having done the proper research (reSirkch?), the party has located the whereabouts of the missing dwarf. Torg is offered a king’s bounty, but holds out for Bard’s Breakfast Buffet. Balin …
