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6 No Longo with Us

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Sirk mouths a careless whisper to a locked door. Torg goes halvsies with Longo. Loftar can’t spell slaughter without laughter. Clovis splits. Torg and Kelda share a heartfelt moment that …

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5 The Fellowship of the Followers

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Sirk ruminates over the condition of Loftar’s junk. Loremaster introduces a powerful new female voice and a flatulent dwarf enters the scene. Torg smokes weed for several hours whilst ‘networking’. …

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4 Bang ‘Em Against Some Rocks

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An old woman reminisces about bumping uglies. Sirk explains the delicate nature of libraries, concerning blood and feces. Torg makes a savvy deal which places his companions in the path …

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3 A Kink Unmasked

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The company thoroughly poke through the remains of orcs and ruins, revealing Loftar’s orc-killing fetish. A shadow of the past creeps back into the lands, and there is a growing …

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2 All Roads Lead to Ruin(s)

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Loftar catches up to a group of orcs, ruining their day. But not before the orc arrows ruined Torg’s shirt. The Loremaster ruins all of Sirk’s fun. No mention of …

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1 Putting the Dwarf Before the Cart

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Travellers on the road become companions when they encounter a broken cart in the city of Dale. A hobbit, an old woman and some ruffians shed light on a growing …